My Kid Is Better Than Yours

I know every parent thinks that their kid is the cutest and the smartest kid ever. (Until they hit that teen stage where they wear all black and don't wash their hair and they stop speaking...I never went through that stage, but I know some people who did) The difference between those parents and me is that I know its true. My kid IS the cutest and smartest.

We can debate the whole how cute Bowen is thing for days if you want to. (And trust me, you don't. Because I. Don't. Give. Up.) But seriously. I am pretty sure when Hitler decided what he wanted the master race to look like, he thought of my little boy. (I am not supporting Hitler..just explaining) Bowen has blue eyes, the bluest of blue, btw. And blond hair. He has squishy, rosie cheeks, and the cutest wittle belly. He is friggin adorable. And don't try to tell me other wise, because I will bust ya in yerr err (or ear).

And then get this..the kid is writing letters of the alphabet. His fav letter is 'F'...probably so he can spell the f-bomb sooner, but whatever. (Its not the only letter he can write, but it is ALWAYS the first letter he writes) He can put together a new puzzle that he has never done before in like 5 minutes with zero help. And I'm not talking about one of those 10 piece wood puzzles, I am talking about a real cardboard, 24 piece. That's whats up. He also can tell me random shapes, like an arc or hexagon, depending on where we are or what we are driving by. I mean what three year old says, "Hey mommy, that is a hexagon and that is an octagon." My three year old. That is who. Anyways, he is super intelligent. And I am pretty sure his love of puzzles and writing at such a young age means he is going to cure cancer or something phenomenal like that.

Anyways...really our life has been pretty boring. Just the same, jumping-off-random-pieces-of- furniture-while-body-painting-and-cutting-up-my-bed-sheets, old things. So I thought I would take the day to brag about my smart, gorgeous child. Maybe make other people's parenting seem a little inferior. (Kidding folks, kidding...kinda) Like I said, same old thing.