This...Is My LIfe...(but not as Liz)

(obviously an old pic..but SO cute!)

Let me just say...the Holmes/Watson household has been busy. So busy that the living room is STILL littered with crayons and torn out color book pages, an empty bowl of snack (either goldfish or cheez-its), a plethora of McDonald's toys, 4 or 5 pairs of shoes, Bowen's underwear and pants from last night, and a few throw blankets. I won't even get into the kitchen or laundry area which seem to have become one massive conjoined area....like I said, lets not get itno it. Anyways...the reason my house is a disaster is because...well....there has been a lot going on.



Jason has been working every day for the past 3 weeks. Including weekends. So he is exhausted which means very little gets done by him after work. And then the fact that he is working so much and I am dealing with this rambunctious three year old all by myself means I am exhausted...which leads to me doing very little housework. (And honestly..this is not a new thing..before Jason, my little apartment was a constant mess) And also this means Jason is whiney and tired and whiney (yea..it requires two whiney's) which makes me annoyed. Really...he just needs this show to get over so we can go back to him being the one that balances my ridiculous moods and emotions. And also so ONE of us will work on this ridiculous apartment.



AND....I got a promotion this week!!! SO excited. As soon as we find a new receptionist I will be a travel coordinator! So this is a huge step up for me and I am really excited about the new challenges! I mean..I have been a receptionist for the past 6 years..its time to move up in the business world! So booyah bitches...here I come!



AND....we found a house to rent!! Jason and I are both so tired of being crammed into our apartment. And even more tired of the shitty upstairs neighbors we have. It's like they run sprints up and down their apartment. The pictures on the walls literally shake every night because of them. And I understand they have kids...but really...the running and jumping and whatever should NOT be happening from 6 am to 1 am...no no...it should not. Anyways...my awesome house detecting skills found a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath house near where we live now for only 100 bucks more than what we are currently paying. And when we went to look at it..well it was perfect for what we needed. So today we signed the lease. We get out keys April 15th, which means I can paint that whole weekend, and then our official move in date is April 25th!! SO EXCITING!!!! Housewarming party sure to come.



AND we are going to see the Rangers play a spring training game tomorrow. Now I know its spring training..and I WISH it was opening day..or just a regular season game. But some of us are poor because are children are sucking us dry (of money, time, energy...life). Anyways, spring training is perfect. Perfect for my master plan. Which involved Josh Hamilton. And if Josh doesn't work out then CJ Wilson. And if, for some strange reason, CJ doesn't work out, there is always Ian Kinsler. Anyways..this master plan may cause me to spend a night in the Maricopa County Jail..but whatever.



And really that is all that has happened. But it all happened THIS week. (except for Jason working so much...that has been the entire month of March) No horrifying stories of Bowen telling someone to eff off or punching anyone in the face. Which is a good thing! He does seem to hate Jason a lot lately...but I don't know what to say about that. It's good to be the favorite!! However...I do realize that my favorite-dom is short lived and before I know it he will hate me and love Jason.



So, ya'll, the Holmes/Watson household is moving on up. New jobs, new houses, new...paint. It has been a good week. And after all the shit we have been through in the last year, we deserve it! So take Thumper's advice right now and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all. Because if it isn't nice, I will find you...and cut you....with my box cutter. :-)