Bring On The Garlic!!!

So. I hate to admit this. But I love the Twilight series. I know. I know. I am a bad ass. I am a take no shit type of girl. But I fell in love with the books immediately. (Read them all in a week) And have all the dvd's and may or may not have some Jacob and Edward paper plates in my cabinet. ANYWAYS....today I found something devastating out. DEVASTATING!!!

Bowen is Team Edward!!

WTF!! I know..I was shocked. Edward is like an over-sensitive, PMSing dude. And he is glittery...what kind of MAN is glittery? (unless he just left the strip club..then I can kinda understand)) I mean, Jacob, is all rough and tough, and hot and dark skinned, and filled with rage, and raw power, and is BUFF...and..well..wow.

So let me explain what happened.

I picked Bowen up from school and he had THREE band-aids on. Now..don't be alarmed. The kid can gently bump his hand on a table or something and need a band aid. But there was one on his neck..which was weird.

So after we finger painted and he took a shower, I made him take off the neck band aid so I could see if it was a real owie or not. I asked him what happened and this is the story he told me...

Mommy: Bowen what happened to your neck??

Bowen: A vampire bit me!!!!

Mommy: A what?!

Bowen: A vampire!!

Mommy: What is a vampire?

Bowen: It has sharp teef and scary claws!! ((And he showed me his teeth and his claws))

Mommy: Who told you about vampires??

Bowen: My Nana told me about vampires. And one BIT me on my neck. I need a band aid.

Can you see my dilemma?? My own child is now a vampire. A cold one. Sigh...wtf am I going to do??

I called my mom, Bowen's Nana, immediately and told her what he said. She laughed of course, and then blamed ME for watching Eclipse while he was awake. Ok dude, the only part he paid any sort of attention to was when the amazing, incredible, werewolves were on screen. So I am no way responsible for this.

But on a more serious note...what am I going to do with a vampire for a kid when I have made the decision to support the werewolves??